Pity Party

Pity Party is a song from the episode To The Bitter Friends. In this song, Krenny sings about how none of his friends went to his birthday party.

[Krenny]

Did my invitations disappear?

Why’d I put my heart on every cursive letter?

Tell me why the heck no one is here!

Tell me what to do to make it all feel better!

Maybe it’s a cruel joke on me!

Whatever, whatever!

Just means there’s way more cake for me!

Forever, forever!

It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to!

Cry if I want to!

Cry, cry, cry!

I’ll cry until the candles burn down this place!

I’ll cry until my pity party’s in flames!

It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to!

Cry if I want to!

Cry, cry, cry!

I’ll cry until the candles burn down this place!

I’ll cry until my pity party’s in flames!

Maybe if I knew all of them well,

I wouldn’t have been trapped inside this jail that holds me

Maybe if I casted out a spell,

But told them decorations were in pastel ribbons!

Maybe it’s a cruel joke on me!

Whatever, whatever!

Just means there’s way more cake for me!

Forever, forever!

It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to!

Cry if I want to!

Cry, cry, cry!

I’ll cry until the candles burn down this place!

I’ll cry until my pity party’s in flames!

It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to!

Cry if I want to!

Cry, cry, cry!

I’ll cry until the candles burn down this place!

I’ll cry until my pity party’s in flames!

I’m laughing, I’m crying!

It feels like I’m dying!

I’m laughing, I’m crying!

It feels like I’m dying!

I’m laughing, I’m crying!

It feels like I’m dying!

I’m dying, I’m dying!

It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to...

It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to...

* lady screaming*

It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to!

Cry if I want to!

Cry, cry, cry!

I’ll cry until the candles burn down this place!

I’ll cry until my pity party’s in flames!

It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to!

Cry if I want to!

Cry, cry, cry!

I’ll cry until the candles burn down this place!

I’ll cry until my pity party’s in flames!

It’s my party, it’s my party, it’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to!

Cry if I want to, cry, cry cry!

I’ll cry until the candles burn down this place!

I’ll cry until my pity party’s in flames!